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Stamp: Throwing chairs by Riza-Izumi Stamp: Throwing chairs by Riza-Izumi
In my school, a kid got pissed off at a kid that I truly hate, and throw a chair at him. :( Sadly I wasn't at school that day, and to make things worse, the chair missed :crying:

But I did give the kid $2.00 after he came back from his suppention. Aren't I just a bitch.
:iconimhappyplz:

Then, just in April 2011, I saw the chair thrower in the halls during lunch, and I got down on my knees and bowed down to him :worship: and said, "I forever love and worship you for throwing a chair at that asshole. I worship the very ground you walk on."
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:iconlivingsideofthemoon:
livingsideofthemoon Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yesssss
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:iconxxboomboxbluexx:
xXBoomBoxBlueXx Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I almost threw a chair at my sister, sadly, it was hevy af and it only made two inches and barely hit her foot
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:iconchivairic:
chivaIric Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Student General Artist
Why stop it at chairs? What about tables, pianos, or refrigerators? 
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:iconprincessmchi:
PrincessMcHi Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014
I threw a spoon at an asshole at lunch. He threw my sandwich on the floor, he had to pay.
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:iconsesshomaru431:
Sesshomaru431 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
I threw a calculator at a jackass once. It felt good. I regret nothing.
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:iconsilentrisingsun:
SilentRisingSun Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay, then, better duck!
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:iconaclockworkkitten:
AClockworkKitten Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
This made me laugh pretty hard.
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:iconzachary6387:
zachary6387 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014
I hate assholes and I throw hard things at them.
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:icongingafreak11:
GingaFreak11 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student Writer
I remember when I was 12, my science teacher threw a chair at a student for saying "I DUN WANNA DO AN ESSAY!". Sadly he got fired.. :'-( He was the best teacher ever..
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:iconmurdoc443:
murdoc443 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
this reminds me of shizuo from durrararara!~
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:iconwhat-the-gaff:
What-the-Gaff Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I firmly believe that if this be the case, then the size and weight of the chair must be directly proportional to how much of an asshole the offending party is.

For instance, the forty-something asshole from my old job who smelled of shit, hit on teenage girls, belittled complete strangers to their friends to make himself feel big, and flew off the handle at the slightest provocation, going so far as to threaten beating people in the parking lot while making baseless claims of being friends with the CEO of the company, he would need a very special chair: [link]

The only question is, do you drop it from a space shuttle or try launching at him with a cannon or a catapult?
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:iconschrodingersmeerkat:
SchrodingersMeerkat Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I've had teachers I wanted to throw chairs at.
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:iconbaconmagic:
BaconMagic Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
I plan on doing that to the assholes who bully me... I'm not sure, though.
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:iconfloridapanther28:
floridapanther28 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lawl.

I support this stamp.

APPROVAL.
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:iconlovepikanizzy:
LovePikaNizzy Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Support.
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:iconextraordinaryseries:
ExtraordinarySeries Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is a wonderful stamp! I'm gonna remind myself to do this to a big jerk one day.
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:iconedgefan:
EdgeFan Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Someone done this to me (but she was a total dick, so it doesn't count as awesome).
But I hit her back for it.
Many times.
In the face :)
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:iconfrost-paw123:
Frost-Paw123 Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this.is.truly.EPIC! :iconcronahumpplz:
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:iconwendy-bird-trylle:
wendy-bird-trylle Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My best friend threw a chair at a bitch not an asshole though
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:iconxxboomboxbluexx:
xXBoomBoxBlueXx Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
A bitch is worse than that.
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:iconwendy-bird-trylle:
wendy-bird-trylle Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
okay
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:icontipsydigital:
TipsyDigital Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Steve Wilkos does this on a regular basis. :la:
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:iconaltophonse:
AltoPhonse Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
That. is. FANTASTIC.
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:iconlaurenc3967:
LaurenC3967 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011  Student General Artist
Oh My GOD, I think I love you!!! Will you marry me?
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:iconayamekia17:
Ayamekia17 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I nearly did that today come to think of it... xDDD
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:icondragos-sulgheru:
Dragos-Sulgheru Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2011
chairs and not only...
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:icongibsos:
gibsos Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconthisplz:

I've seen that happen before. :)
It was magical.
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:iconlionkinglover123:
Lionkinglover123 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011
hahaha lol
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:iconnatarisaru:
NatariSaru Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Haha, don't we all? XD *picks up a chair and throws it at several people I hate* I can only imagine the look on his face when you thanked him, if someone did that to someone else I despise, I think I'd hug him/her and give 'em 5 dollars as well XD
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:iconmoonwarriorautumn:
MoonWarriorAutumn Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011
Reminds me of that one episode of Higarashi.

I don't blame the chair thrower for what he did. Sometimes when I feel angry at someone for being a jerk, I imagine beating 'em with a chair.
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:iconblueheron93:
blueheron93 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Student Writer
Why? Couches are much bigger!
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:iconannagiladi:
AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Beautiful. I vaguely remember throwing a desk at someone in junior hi. I also know personally of a case where one kid threw a tea spoon at another. The son of a bitch (the spoon) penetrated and got stuck in the skull. Kid ran around like a unicorn.
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:iconneglectsummerazure:
NeglectSummerAzure Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011
hahaha I love this :D
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:iconmskull001:
mSkull001 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Student Digital Artist
i agree! wait here a min while i go throw some chairs...
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:icontentaclecuddles:
tentaclecuddles Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
YUS.
:iconiamnusplz:
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:iconarchangel-zer0:
Archangel-Zer0 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I also highly support chairs being thrown at me.
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:iconsparkly-purple-ninja:
sparkly-purple-ninja Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
haha i love this stamp cause its funny & sooo true!!! :w00t:
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:icondeathinthereaper:
DeathInTheReaper Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD If I could throw a chair at every asshole I worked with I would easily run out of chairs in five minutes. 8|
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:iconpsychodragoncat:
Psychodragoncat Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You should watch a Talk Show called "Steve Wilcos." He throws chairs at wife beaters, child abusers and pedophiles!
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SugarSparkeevee Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Student Artist
Link please?
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:iconriza-izumi:
Riza-Izumi Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011
I've never herd of him before. Well, can't deny it, those kind of people deserve it.

Thanks for telling me about him :D
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:iconpsychodragoncat:
Psychodragoncat Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah, maybe he has some clips on his website which is just stevewilcos.com
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:iconemo-kid-crys:
emo-kid-crys Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I DON'T WANT A CHAIR THROWN AT ME! D:
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:iconkashimusprime:
KashimusPrime Featured By Owner May 31, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This^ :lol:

Now if only we can reach through the internet and bitch slap people we hate :la:
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:iconriza-izumi:
Riza-Izumi Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011
Then we would be slapping people all day long :la:
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:iconkashimusprime:
KashimusPrime Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Till our chair breaks and then we'd have to get metal chairs :dummy:
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:iconmegamiofthesky:
MegamiOfTheSky Featured By Owner May 31, 2011  Student Digital Artist
LOL XD


:iconthisplz:
Is win.
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:icontoxiee:
Toxiee Featured By Owner May 31, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Haha I love this.
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:iconriza-izumi:
Riza-Izumi Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011
Thanks :dummy:
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:icontami-lioness:
Tami-lioness Featured By Owner May 31, 2011
Haha, I support it too!
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