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Yes, I have a fear of babies. Even when I was younger (like 4-6) I didn't like them. I remember being little and if and when people would bring their infant to the house, and everyone was like, "Dawww look at da kawaii desu buby!111" I was like :| the dog's ass is cuter than that thing :XD:

I know some people say, "People who think babies are disgusting are immature and impatient."

Well, I do have a very immature sense of humor, but I also realize that raising a baby isn't like raising a puppy or kitten. My friends who LOVE babies, and aren't afraid of them, are more immature about it than, me. After, all, they think raising a child is as easy as 1 2 3, they think they can raise a kid even though they are 13 1/2 and 14 1/2.

As for being impatient, well, I'm not going to deny, that I am impatient. I can't handle their screaming and crying, it drives me insane. They piss and shit themselves all the time, and I have a cleanliness OCD, so that just makes me even more disgusted. They're bulging eyes, toothless mouth, how they blow snot out of their nose and how they drool on themselves just freaks me out. How soft and fragile they doesn't help ether.

If someone was to place their infant in my hands, I'm probably come close to having a panic attack. I wouldn't drop the baby, I'd make sure of that, but that wouldn't stop me from nearly having a breakdown.

And before anyone says, "Riza, you were a baby once too."

Really, I honestly didn't know that :roll: Just cause I was one, doesn't mean I have to like them, or think their kawaii.

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*Oseltamivir Apr 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I agree with you. Babies are gross in my opinion. I don't like them anywhere near me because I know they won't cover up a cough or sneeze, and could spit up on me. I don't understand why people make a big fuss over them. They're no more special than anyone else is, unless shitting themselves makes them special...
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~Nerudan18 Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You being pro-choice, it makes sense you would hate children. All you pro-choicers do.
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:iconriza-izumi:
Actually most pro-choicers love kids. We actually care about what will happen to them after they are born.
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~Nerudan18 Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Let us then strike a bargain. You stop calling pro-life people anti-women, and I'll stop calling pro-choice people anti-children.
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~Nerudan18 Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Are you going to do it?
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:iconstarstruck865:
Well, I'm not scared of babies, but I always try to steer well clear of them! xD
I agree with you about the cuteness. The way they make such a mess with their shitting and sneezing and crying annoys the hell out of me and they are just NOT cute because of all this!!
Puppies and kittens are cute. Babies, are not.
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~mythgital-creatures Jan 12, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm dead scared of them...and children
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:iconamericanbutterfly:
fear of babies is called Paedophobia
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